Saturday, December 19, 2009

I showed her

Leaving the court house, I held the door open for a man behind me. He was tall, bulky, and looked mean. He thanked me and said:

"Good News!"

I said "Really?" and he said:

"I just found out my wife has to pay for half of the bullet I'm going to put in my head. I showed her, that fucking cunt!"

See, it pays to open doors for people.

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